Monthly Archives: February 2011

A stitch in time makes 12 goody bags.

She stands over me, giving me directions I can’t follow because she it practically on top of me, breathing her “mint please!” hot breath down my neck, until I tell her she is going to have to move. Continue reading

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The mysteries of caller ID, still unsolved.

“That’s AT&T, the wonderful people who gave you the caller ID. Do you remember talking to them?” Continue reading

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A stitch in time.

provided I don’t sew my finger onto one of the goody bags, I’ll let you know how it goes.
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The Queen of Tart Crusts.

By “slip” the recipe clearly means “claw, scrape, pry, curse, cry, etc”. Continue reading

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