Winder, as in, “When I was looking out the winder, I saw the mail lady drive by about11:00.” Continue reading
Jordan calls it The Perfect Storm, when all of my loud relatives are in the house together. Those 4 can out talk the 50 relative that will be at his house.
Should I buy her a gift? A thoughtful card? Nab a random one-year-old on the street and have her apologize on the behalf of my baby self??? Continue reading
Jordan later asked, “Do you think she knows what ‘gay’ means? Surely she knows…” Continue reading
This coming from the woman who will backtrack 20 feet to get her walker to walk 5 feet. Continue reading
Every once in a while, I brave a trip to Taco Bell with my grandma. Tonight was one of those nights. She didn’t want to go in to eat, since she had already been to town once today (I dunno. … Continue reading