Author Archives: Wendy

Starving on Day Two

Day Two. 5:50 a.m. – Use brand new just-arrived-yesterday juicer in bathroom as to not wake sleeping son. Am impressed. Juicer rocks! Shove in an apple (whole), 5 carrots pulled in the dark and rain from the garden last night (I’ve … Continue reading

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Day One of the Cleanse

The Night Before. 8:30 p.m. – Prepare breakfast, lunch and snacks. Breakfast is a Green Machine Smooth. Romaine lettuce (Wal-Mart didn’t have any so I used a spring mix), kale, pineapple, mango, ginger, parsley (mine recently died after a whole … Continue reading

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The Cleanse

Where have I been? I’ve sat down to write it out many times. I actually did once, back in Feb. Here’s the short version: son was hospitalized for a few days for RSV and pneumonia. He was having recurrent eye … Continue reading

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Patience is still a virtue.

When she waited until the cashier gave her the total before even starting to fill it out, I mentally squished her head by blinking hard. Continue reading

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Running kids over with mowers

Think how much I would have after 18 years? Report cards, tests graded with all A+’s (a mother expects no less!), school permission slips, blue ribbons from all the science fairs he wins, football trophies (according to his father)… Continue reading

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Driving Habits (from last Thursday)

Good driving habits as of late: Not changing lanes at a red light so I can be first in line. Calling someone a moron instead of a jacka$$ when he pulled out in front of me while I was going … Continue reading

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Attempting to eat less than a million calories a day.

Sensible breakfast has worn off. Snicker bar left over from yesterday’s raid remains in my desk drawer…shouting my name. Continue reading

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