Category Archives: New Years Resolutions 2012

Patience is still a virtue.

When she waited until the cashier gave her the total before even starting to fill it out, I mentally squished her head by blinking hard. Continue reading

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Running kids over with mowers

Think how much I would have after 18 years? Report cards, tests graded with all A+’s (a mother expects no less!), school permission slips, blue ribbons from all the science fairs he wins, football trophies (according to his father)… Continue reading

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Driving Habits (from last Thursday)

Good driving habits as of late: Not changing lanes at a red light so I can be first in line. Calling someone a moron instead of a jacka$$ when he pulled out in front of me while I was going … Continue reading

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Attempting to eat less than a million calories a day.

Sensible breakfast has worn off. Snicker bar left over from yesterday’s raid remains in my desk drawer…shouting my name. Continue reading

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All you can eat candy-fest

In an effort to make an effort to start eating better, I am gorging myself on the candy stash in my desk drawer. Continue reading

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Oh, what you can accomplish in an afternoon…

I rearranged and organized the pantry and dishes cabinets, and now Jordan can’t find anything. What a fun little game… Continue reading

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“Patience is a virtue!”

Last night, my house was the epicenter of a Hurricane Riley Melt-Down like no other. Everything was pissing him off. Continue reading

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